Monday, June 12, 2006

Every Girl's Crazy 'Bout a Sharp Dressed Man

Ok men, here is our turn to have a little bit of fashion advice. For starters I will just say one word: ombré. This is what the fashion world refers to as the slow fade of color from a darker shade to a lighter shade in order to draw the viewer's eye in a specific direction. Take this wonderful v-neck sweater from Kenneth Cole. The darker area around the bottom helps to conceal any flaws (ex: excess weight, or a family of flying squirrels stuck to peanut butter). Basically the eye is drawn towards the lighter areas of the shirt. The lightest area being in the middle also helps to create the image of larger pectorial muscles.

Next we have what I like to call the shoulder broadener. Horizonal stripes especially across the middle of the chest help to make it appear as if you have a larger (muscular) chest than you actually do. If you notice on this model, the accent with the polo shirt "v" also helps to add the shape to the pectorial area. The collar on the shirt adds to the ideal upside-down triangle shape of the male upper body. It helps to accent the "traps" thus pulling the eyes outwards towards your outer shoulder. Notice that the model doesn't have a bright colored belt to immediately draw your eyes to the center of the body. The subtle look of this outfit is what really makes this work. The darker fade jean even helps with a lengthening/slimming illusion.

Another great look for pretty much any male is the sports coat/blazer/suit jacket. Now this jacket, being made up of a linen/cotton blend strives for what is most often called the "noble wrinkle". It isn't so much a look of unkemptness...but rather a purposeful look of relaxation. What a jacket does is merely enlongate the torso. Since the flash of color comes at the center of the body, the eyes don't linger on the outward shape of the body. This is a great tactic for a man wanting to hide a little bit of a "spare tire" or those pesky flying squirrels caught in peanut butter. The several top buttons of the dress shirt unbuttoned shows that the male is confident and stylist. I highly recommend the top 2-3 buttons undone. Finally, a 3 button or more jacket pulls the lapels higher up on the jacket, thus slimming the person. If you have a larger waist, I would steer clear of a 3-button and move to the classic 2-button. A 2-button usually has more room through the lower area of the jacket without being overly noticeable. The one-button is reserved for usually slim-cut jackets and as such should be worn with well tailored shirts and more classic-cut pants.

Finally, the v-neck and 3/4 length sleeve. The v-neck has made quite a comeback over the last year. It allows more of the neck muscles to be seen, but the real benefit is how it helps to shape the chest area. The v-pattern mirrors the underside of the male pectorial area and really accents a well developed chest, or helps to enhance an average one. Notice how the shirt is just loose enough through the abs region to leave some to the imagination but at the same time doesn't blouse out at the bottom. The 3/4 length sleeve is one of my personal favorites. I often roll my sleeves up or "scrunch" them up as shown above. This shows off the thinner area of the forearm and helps to bunch up the fabric around the bulkier area of the arm. For guys with great biceps this actually masks your assets, but for guys with average to scrawny arms this works to your benefit. Since the bicep area is indiscernible, the imagination plays often to your advantage. Plus, the other benefit of the "scrunched" look is that you look more casual...and confident.

So that's how it rolls as of late. For more fashion ideas check out www.kennethcole.com or www.expressfashion.com .

Oh, and everytime you get ready to go out play the song Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ Top. It is the ultimate male psych-up song.

3 comments:

Justin said...

I like to buy pants with pinstripes, only the lines become curved around the zipper area. I feel this really draws attention to my crotchal region and creates the illusion of a gigantic bulge. Great for any guy who wants to highlight his assets, and by assets I mean junk. I'm pretty sure it's the hot new thing for the fall...

GMack said...

It may be in for the fall, but it would have to be in some earth-tone colors...probably a rich chocolate brown. I like wearing pants without pinstripes and just showing off my "assets". No need for illusions.

Justin said...

I wasn't serious, but I do love pinstripe pants.